Chief Judge Alex Kozinski in a, er, non-judicial setting.

We do not call this process sham pleading; we call it litigation.

PAE Gov’t Services, Inc. v. MPRI, Inc., No. 06-56438 (9th Cir. Dec. 18, 2007) (Kozinski, C.J.) (explaining reversal of order striking complaint that district court believed contradicted earlier pleading) (footnote omitted).

Barry Barnett

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