"When I think about you, I touch myself."

In a statement today, responding to a consensus double-aught spy report that Iran quit trying to develop nuclear weapons in 2003, national security adviser Stephen J. Hadley stated:

Today’s National Intelligence Estimate offers some positive news.  It confirms that we were right to be worried about Iran seeking to develop nuclear weapons.

No, Blawgletter did not make this up.

Barry Barnett

Feedicon_2 Our feed secretly wishes that it had made it up.  Of course we did make up the photo caption.  As far as you know.