Absorbent and yellow and porous — but who?

Blawgletter remembers on-campus interviews during which a partner in Blawgletter’s law firm asked each student the question that heads this item.  Readers with kids will have already muttered the answer under their breath — SpongeBob SquarePants!  But none of the summer associate candidates knew.

Blawgletter, judging from the little information available, probably would like SpongeBob and other denizens of Bikini Bottom  — including SpongeBob’s best friend Patrick Star, a goofy starfish with a big heart; SpongeBob’s pet snail, Gary, who meows a lot; Sandy Cheeks, a squirrel with a Texas drawl and a taste for danger; Mr. Krabs, a greedy crustacean restaurateur who has a whale for a daughter; Sheldon Plankton, cyclopian archrival of Mr. Krabs; and Squidward Tentacles, SpongeBob’s neighbor and the owner of one bad attitude.  Or so Blawgletter has heard.

Can you think of a question worse than "who lives in a pineapple under the sea" to ask law students?  Please advise before September.  Blawgletter’s partner needs new material for interview season.


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