Blawgletter remembers on-campus interviews during which a partner in Blawgletter’s law firm asked each student the question that heads this item. Readers with kids will have already muttered the answer under their breath — SpongeBob SquarePants! But none of the summer associate candidates knew.
Blawgletter, judging from the little information available, probably would like SpongeBob and other denizens of Bikini Bottom — including SpongeBob’s best friend Patrick Star, a goofy starfish with a big heart; SpongeBob’s pet snail, Gary, who meows a lot; Sandy Cheeks, a squirrel with a Texas drawl and a taste for danger; Mr. Krabs, a greedy crustacean restaurateur who has a whale for a daughter; Sheldon Plankton, cyclopian archrival of Mr. Krabs; and Squidward Tentacles, SpongeBob’s neighbor and the owner of one bad attitude. Or so Blawgletter has heard.
Can you think of a question worse than "who lives in a pineapple under the sea" to ask law students? Please advise before September. Blawgletter’s partner needs new material for interview season.
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