Why wouldn’t a ball peen hammer do? See the movie!
Blawgletter doesn’t like to brag. We don’t have a prideful bone in our body. Plus we’d never think of making anyone feel inadequate by mentioning our achievements.
But we did see The Simpsons Movie — on the opening day! How many people you know can put that on their resumes? Without exaggerating? We didn’t think so.
Blawgletter felt much anxiety about this latest addition to the Matt Groening oeuvre. Will Homer at last kill Lord Voldemort? Which side will Bart choose — Autobots or Decepticons? And does copying material that copyright laws protect constitute copyright infringement?
We won’t spoil anything for you. Won’t even mention how much we enjoyed the scene, near the end, that involved Santa’s Little Helper and his survival techniques. J. K. Rowling, we fancy, would never forgive us!
Barry Barnett