TomToles 
Tom Toles cartoons for The Washington Journal.

I'll not only rescue your cat, but I'll get her a job, reduce her energy use, send her to college, get her affordable health care, decrease her debt, and end her war with the neighborhood dog.  But let's start with the rescue.

Tom Toles, Feb. 26, 2009

The timing issue is the sad part of this. You know there are a lot of sad people out there.

U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Burton L. Lifland, Feb. 24, 2009 (commenting on his dismissal of claim to recover $10 million payment to Bernie Madoff on Dec. 5, 2008, six days before Mr. Madoff's arrest).
 
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The Treasury Department has taken a shine to administering "stress tests" on financial institutions.  The exams will reveal the true state of their health — or lack of it.  Thus saith The New York Times.

You don't have to read between the lines to sense the skepticism:

Bank executives reached over the weekend said that the

You know the Good Lord put all this oil into the ground, then someone comes along who hasn't been a success at anything else, and takes it out of the ground. The minute he does that he considers himself an expert on everything from politics to pettycoats.


Hat tip to Bryan Burrough, who wrote "Death

Hurricane Katrina did enormous damage — to homes, families, and lives; to commerce; and to political capital.  Probably worse, plenty of folks compounded the immediate injury by spreading or prolonging it.

An instance of such compounding occurred, according to a qui tam case against several insurance companies, when the insurers collaborated to file fraudulent proofs

ChampertyShores 
An inchoate home at Champerty Shores, Lake Osoyoos, Washington.  Who said realtors don't have a sense of humor?

Often a yoke companion to maintenancechamperty means . . . what? 

Our law school Black's Law Dictionary (5th ed. 1979) defines the crime as:

A bargain by a stranger with a party to a suit, by which