Hairless CEO to Dilbert's pointy-hair boss:    Did you know that poor people invented ethics to control rich people?

Hairless CEO to empty space:    Nice try, poor people! It's not working!

Hairless CEO to pointy-hair boss:    If they haven't killed me by now, a little trash talk won't make any difference.

Scott Adams, Dilbert, Sept. 14, 2012.