Snappy: General Kagan, do you feel odd when people call you general?

Kagan: No.  Should I?

Snappy: Just wondered.  [Aside:  Sheesh.]

Bitey: Because, I think my colleague seems to mean, you don't work in the military.  Never have.  Right?

Kagan: Well, no, I haven't.

Bitey: [To Snappy:  Zing!]

Snappy: How about when people called you dean?  How'd that make you feel?

Kagan: Fine.

Bitey: What does vapid mean?

[Kagan exits, pursued by a bear.]