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If you answered any of the questions "yes" or "uh, give me a second", Blawgletter begs your assistance in making Blawg Review No. 118, which we will host starting on Monday, July 23, the bestest Blawg Review yet.  Clue us in to legal humor on the blawgosphere so we can share it with the wider world.

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The Eighth Circuit today considered how to apply the crime-fraud exception to privilege in the context of a grand jury investigation.  The government sought to pierce the attorney-client and attorney work product privileges on the ground that the client hoodwinked his lawyer into presenting a false explanation of the client’s conduct.  The district court ordered production of most but not all of the relevant documents, allowing the lawyer to withhold those that reflected his opinion work product.

The Eighth Circuit affirmed.  In re Green Grand Jury Proceedings, Nos. 06-3938 & 06-4030 (8th Cir. July 20, 2007).  The court noted that, in civil cases, the party opposing application of the crime-fraud exception has the right to present "countervailing evidence."  Slip op. at 11 (citing In re General Motors Corp.,153 F.3d 714, 716 (8th Cir. 1998); UMG Recording, Inc. v. Bertelsmann AG (In re Napster, Inc. Copyright Litig.), 479 F.3d 1078, 1093 (9th Cir. 2007)).  But the court also observed that a different rule may apply in the grand jury context due to the need to avoid bogging down the process with "mini-trials" on evidentiary questions.

Barry Barnett

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Cosmetic Gallery alleged that suppliers of salon beauty products boycotted it to prevent it from competing with Beauty Bar.  The district court granted the defendants’ motion for summary judgment on the ground that Cosmetic Gallery hadn’t shown an unlawful concert of action among the defendants.  The Third Circuit affirmed.  Cosmetic Gallery, Inc. v. Schoeneman Corp., No. 05-3679 (3d Cir. July 20, 2007).

The decision turned on the plaintiff’s bootlegging ways.  Cosmetic Gallery established a reputation for buying premium salon products — gels, sprays, and such, Blawgletter imagines — outside of normal channels and then reselling them cheap.  Cosmetic Gallery’s practices upset the industry’s goal of quality and volume control, high prices, and cachet and explained why nobody wanted to do business with it.  Nor did Cosmetic Gallery furnish any evidence that the defendants agreed to shun it.

Cosmetic Gallery applies in the summary judgment context statements in Bell Atlantic Corp. v. Twombly, 127 S. Ct. 1955 (2007), about requirements for pleading an antitrust conspiracy.  But it doesn’t depart from pre-Twombly law, which demands evidence tending to exclude the possibility of non-conspiratorial, independent action.  Twombly didn’t make a difference.

Barry Barnett

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Now Blawgletter understands the theory by which a president may dismiss U.S. Attorneys who did a terrific job.  As a lawyer who worked in a previous Republican administration explained, "U.S. attorneys are emanations of a president’s will."  The president’s will emits them; they flow from his will and, logically, cease to exist when the presidential will changes to will not.

We do not pretend to grasp all that the emanation theory implies.  But we feel kinda sure that Alberto Gonzales’s Department of Justice will use the theory to justify its inclination not to prosecute the administration’s refusal to answer congressional questions about why good U.S. attorneys lost their jobs.

Way to go, Federalist Society!  Your anti-democratic mumbo jumbo hypotheses totally rock!!

Barry Barnett

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A shareholder who sues directors and officers for the benefit of the corporation — derivatively — often has to clear a high pleading hurdle.  She must specify why she couldn’t trust the board of directors to decide whether or not the corporation should take action against the wrongdoers, usually because of a conflict of interest — "demand futility", for short.

The Third Circuit held today that such a shareholder sometimes may use information she obtains after filing a derivative lawsuit to amplify her original (and inadequate) demand futility allegations.  The "sometimes" in the case before the court involved discovery that the defendants agreed to provide to the plaintiffs.  Ordinarily, you see, a plaintiff may not try to bolster conclusory allegations of demand futility through compulsory discovery.  In re Merck & Co., Inc. Securities, Deriv. & ERISA Litig., No. 06-2911 (3d Cir. July 18, 2007)

The lawsuit, by the way, involves claims against officers and directors of Merck for letting the company sell VIOXX despite (the plaintiffs assert) knowing of its possible lethality.

Barry Barnett

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Fair warning to dirty public companies and their enablers:  Jonathan Weil, formerly of the WSJ, has returned from journalistic hiatus. 

For years, Mr. Weil applied relentlessness and style in covering the likes of Enron and Arthur Andersen.  To get a flavor, check out his latest Bloomberg column, Here’s What the Accounting Watchdog Keeps Hidden, in which he exposes the coziness of the Public Company Accounting Oversight Board’s relationship with its regulatees.

Blawgletter bids Mr. Weil a hearty welcome back.  We missed ye.

Barry Barnett

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