Justicejackson
A great American trial lawyer and appellate judge.

U.S. Associate Justice Robert H. Jackson said in his opening statement as chief prosecutor in the Nuremberg trials decades ago:

That four great nations, flushed with victory and stung with injury, stay the hand of vengeance and voluntarily submit their captive enemies to the judgment of the law is one of the most significant tributes that power has ever paid to reason.

Blawgletter recalls, from law school, excerpts of Justice Jackson’s speech about Supreme Court advocacy.  His Honor’s recommendations included:

One of the first tests of a discriminating advocate is to select the question, or questions, that he will present orally. Legal contentions, like the currency, depreciate through over-issue. The mind of an appellate judge is habitually receptive to the suggestion that a lower court committed an error. But receptiveness declines as the number of assigned errors increases. Multiplicity hints at lack of confidence in any one. Of course, I have not forgotten the reluctance with which a lawyer abandons even the weakest point lest it prove alluring to the same kind of judge. But experience on the bench convinces me that multiplying assignments of error will dilute and weaken a good case and will not save a bad one.

Blawgletter’s memory stems from an article, yesterday, about Chief Justice John Roberts’s views on oral arguments.  The Chief suggested that lawyers pay more attention to questions from the bench.  "I would try today to be much more receptive, try to process more effectively, ‘Now what does that question tell me about what that judge is thinking?’ and respond rapidly rather than trying to stick to my script," Roberts said.

Blawgletter hopes to remember Their Honors’ sage advice.

Barry Barnett

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Would these guys acquit Scooter Libby?

Blawgletter has decided that I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby’s counsel should do what almost all criminal defense lawyers do — allow their clients to remain silent.  The jury in the U.S. v. Libby perjury and obstruction of justice trial has heard hours of Mr. Libby’s 2004 testimony to a grand jury.  Importantly, they listened to the same government lawyer — prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald — elicit the possibly damning testimony before the grand jury.

Blawgletter imagines that either the 12 citizens in the box doubt Mr. Fitzgerald or they have bonded with him and adore him and love his voice.  If the former, Mr. Libby will win.  If the latter, well, Mr. Libby’s subjecting himself to cross-examination won’t help and even could turn the tide against him.

Barry Barnett

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Frankielaine
Francesco Paolo LoVecchio.

World class singer Frankie Laine died today at 93.

Who can forget Mr. Laine’s dulcet theme from Rawhide (1959-66) — or the homage to it in The Blues Brothers (1980)?  Blawgletter can’t.  So — intending no disrespect — we wrote alternative lyrics for a gathering of general counsel, calling the result Troll Ride:

Trollin’, trollin’, trollin’

He’s gone patent trollin’

To get those royalties flowin’

Troll-ride!

Chips and phones and software

What the heck does he care?

As long as he gets the patents cheap.

Inventors do inventin’

Sellers do the sellin’

He trolls for patents on IP.

File a case, sue ‘em good

Sue ‘em good, file a case

File a case, sue ‘em good

Troll-ride!

Cut ‘em out, settle quick

Settle quick, cut ‘em out

Cut ‘em out, settle quick

Troll-ride!

He’ll keep suin’, suin’, suin’

But offer a license to ’em

Get those royalties sluicin’

Troll-ride!

Don’t try to understand it

Don’t seek to comprehend it

You’ll end up in psychotherapy.

His investors want their money

To them it tastes like honey

Just pay him and he will set you free.

Troll-ride!

Troll-ride!

Barry Barnett

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Today, a Seventh Circuit panel upheld the tossing of an antitrust case on the ground that the plaintiff couldn’t support either of its conspiracy theories.  The evidence didn’t, the Court concluded, raise an inference of a group boycott among competing grout and mortar distributors (horizontal conspiracy) or an agreement between the distributors and their supplier to fix resale prices (vertical conspiracy).  Miles Distributors, Inc. v. Specialty Construction Brands, Inc., No. 05-1992 (7th Cir. Feb. 6, 2007) (opinion here).

The decision points up, yet again, the difficulty of plaintiffs’ winning a distributor termination case.

Barry Barnett

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Easybakeoven
Would you like a scorching with your cake?

Tragedy today.  Less than four months after its induction into the National Toy Hall of Fame, the Easy-Bake oven takes heat from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission.  The problem?  According to Easy-Bake maker Hasbro, "[y]oung children can insert their hands into the oven’s opening and get their hands or fingers caught, posing an entrapment and burn hazard."

The recall affects 985,000 Easy-Bake ovens that retailers sold between May 2006 and February 2007.

See the CPSC’s scary recall notice!  Click on the link to its even creepier video!!

Barry Barnett

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Sdrams
SDRAMs.  Not SRAMs.  Totally different.

The price of Rambus stock leapt 24 percent today after the Federal Trade Commission issued a 3-2 ruling on remedies for Rambus’s manipulation of a standard-setting organization.  See story.

The FTC found in July 2006 that Rambus should have told the Joint Electron Device Engineering Council about Rambus patent applications regarding synchronous dynamic random access memory chips or SDRAMs.

The FTC’s order requires Rambus to license SDRAM technology for up to 0.5 percent on DDR SDRAMs and no more than 0.25 percent on plain SDRAMs. 

Access the FTC press release, Commissioner opinions, and the final order here.

Rambus announced that it will appeal the ruling, but Blawgletter suspects that Rambus likes the result better than it lets on.

Barry Barnett

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Jtmoney
JT Money, alter ego of Jeffrey J. Thompkins

The rapper JT Money lost his sound recording copyrights even though the purchaser rejected the royalty contracts with Mr. Money after taking bankruptcy and sold the copyrights to another company under a plan of reorganization.  So the Eleventh Circuit held today.  Thompkins v. Lil’ Joe Records, Inc., No. 05-10143 (11th Cir. Feb. 5, 2007).  Opinion here.

If Mr. Money had a comment, Blawgletter somehow doubts that we could print it.

Barry Barnett

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Prosecutors played snippets of I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby’s grand jury testimony today for the petit juror considering perjury and obstruction of justice charges against him (story here).  Libby testified twice to the grand jury in March 2004.

Libby’s lawyers fought introduction of the tape excerpts into evidence as well as their release to the public after prosecutors play them in open court (see story).

Barry Barnett

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Look for the March 2007 issue of Barnett’s Notes on Commercial Litigation on Tuesday, February 6, 2007 here.

In This Issue

1.  Law + Web Log + Letter.  Trademarkable?  Your Editor likes to think so.

2.  Did You Know?  The utter failure of arbitration as alternative to lawsuits.

3.  Antitrust, Boom and Bust.  With an appearance by Abe Simpson.

4.  Cable, Cable & Cable.  The cable antitrust case and its connection to South Pacific.

5.  Roundup.  Arbitragation, concrete discovery, ERISA class actions, woperpygmies, the MLK dream, and deepening insolvency. 

6.  Hot Lunch.  Another Boure story — about self-indulgence.

7. The Modern Buccaneers (1888).  Cartoon.

Barry Barnett, Editor